What did Laxman say to Sita?

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My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30

It’s a do or Dhai situation.

Vishwanathan Anand went to the restaurant but got tense when the waiter asked him “check de doo~n?”

A potato was grilled by the cops. After two hours, the potato gave in and said “mai~n batata hoo~n, mai~n batata hoo~n”

A well executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal.

What did Sita exclaim after seeing Hanuman for the first time in Lanka?

Yahoo! Messenger.

Friends pay food bills on de-tu-de basis

I laughed yesterday said Micheal Hussey

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An old lady asked me the way to the temple

I replied “Magistrate”

Rahul Dravid’s wristwatch is technically a wall clock

Toll booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

What is the way to the cemetery?

Go straight and take the last rite

The salaried class feels that the changing nature of taxes is too TDS

If any of you did not understand ask me in the comments section and I will explain. But that will take all fun out of the joke. You must know Hindi to understand some of them.

Have a good laugh if you haven’t heard them and in case you have, go ahead laugh again. It’s good for health.