Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
2.WELCOME TO 21st CENTURY
PHONES - WIRELESS
COOKING - FIRELESS
CARS - KEYLESS
FOOD - FATLESS
TYRES - TUBELESS
DRESS - SLEEVELESS
YOUTH - JOBLESS
LEADERS - SHAMELESS
ATTITUDE - CARELESS
WIVES - FEARLESS
BABIES. - FATHERLESS
FEELINGS - HEARTLESS
EDUCATION - VALUELESS
CHILDREN - MANNERLESS
EVERYTHING IS BECOMING LESS BUT OUR HOPES ARE STILL - ENDLESS
IN FACT I'M -SPEECHLESS
3.Seeing a cockroach on your bed is nothing..! The real problem starts when it disappears..!:
4.Boy: My father's name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING Teacher:You must be Kidding? Boy: No no. That's my brother. I am JOKING:-)
5.Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - means to fear long words... well isn't that weird!!!!!
Please read at ur own risk u may forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.
"He is the cow, He has got four legs together.
Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk
Which come from 4 taps attached to the basement...
Its motion is very useful, Green color
used to paste on the wall.
It has a tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies.
Many use it as vehicle also !!!
Therefore cow rocks.....