Interviewer: Are you handicapped?
Guy:- Yeah, i lost my balls() in a bomb blast.
Interviewer: Ok, you are selected! Working hours will be from 9am to 5pm. Make sure that you are here at 11am, everyday..
Puzzled, the guy asks:- Why 11, when the timing is from 9?
Interviewer:- Its a govt job.. First 2 hours we just sit around scratching our balls... Wht the fuck will you do?