2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York

2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

"Emma cums first.:$ Den I cum;) . Den two asses cum together:s . I cum once-a-more #:-s! 2 asses, they cum 2gether againX_X . I cum again and pee twice;;).

Then I cum one lasta timeB-) ."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul-mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."