Petrol Joke

Read some petrol jokes ...

New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, …!!!
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Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!
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All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
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Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.  Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
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Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!
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Soon, Dollar has become VERYSENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.72 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Mumbai (Rs.86 per litre) !!!
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Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan:
JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
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Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
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We have the world’s cheapest car Nano  and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
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Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 2,00,000  in every  3 months and get a TATA Nano absolutely free. (Scheme for आम आदमी  Now he can get car with petrol! )
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Good News!!!
Please forward this to MAXIMUM people you know, शायद किसी को काम आ जाए: जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए, वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले:


Al Safa Petroleum
Al Khair Road
Muscat, Oman
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Man at Petrol Pump:  Tank Full कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!
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Viraat Kohli to Dhawan: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है...
पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagonमिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!
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Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…
Because……….
वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!
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Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
... kutte kaminey  main
तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
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Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखी है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जला के घर तक छोड़ने आने
वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...
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Petrol Pump Attendant:  कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...
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Dear Rupee,
तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे, ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
~तुम्हारा (US$) Dollar
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रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!
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