A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA.. (having sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
The case was dismissed and the judge announced the following warnings:
For the ladies::
PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT.
For the guys:
IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE ....!!!
Case dismissed!
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